My father

[PaulB]

I deny writing 'Les Miserables'.

I stand corrected!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Did well there as I don't think I remembered the lyrics quite right either.

Didn't endeavour to keep my doobries clean enough!!

 

[Amanda P]

I got it instantly. Pursue an amourous relationship with an Anatid!

 

[bleakanddivine]

We pranced about, to a lively Miltonesque flamenco, traversing the dance area like capoeira players performing the Aú Aberto.
Although I was suffering from a bout of nausea, akin to motion sickness, the assembled throng clamoured insatiably.
The hall emitted a monotonous low 60-cycle drone that increased in intensity as the horizontal pargeted substrate above accelerated to take-off velocity.
When we bayed for mine host and ordered a further round, the maitre d' appeared with a salver.

Consequently, that evening, as we listening to an excerpt from Chaucer's episodic account of pilgrim raconteurs en route to Canterbury, her complexion, which hitherto had merely a goth-like pallidity, took on the wan hue of a blanched geisha.

 

[Amanda P]

..as the horizontal pargeted substrate above

[pedant]Can it be a substrate, if it's above? Or would that be a superstrate?[/pedant]

 

[TVC]

Fornicating Adalaide
Fornicating Adalaide
Fornicating Adalaide
Fornicating Adalaide
Fornicating Adalaide
Fornicating Adalaide

 

[bleakanddivine]

[pedant]Can it be a substrate, if it's above? Or would that be a superstrate?[/pedant]

According to Gary Brooker he meant substrate because it refers to the internal layer below the roof.

 

[bleakanddivine]

Fornicating Adalaide
Fornicating Adalaide
Fornicating Adalaide
Fornicating Adalaide
Fornicating Adalaide
Fornicating Adalaide

This is just begging for an attempt at 'Plaistow Patricia'

 

[mr_cellophane]

You don't appear to be the eldest daughter of Mrs and Mrs Louis Bardot,
Likewise one cannot claim to be Volodymyr Palahniuk,
Neither has one the claim to fame of being a certain curly haired child actress of the 1930s any way you look at it,
Nor alernatively Frederick Austerlitz

Only decent singer to have come from Essex.

 

[PaulB]

Only decent singer to have come from Essex.

No. Alison Moyet, Lee Brilleaux and Billy Brag.... well the first two, anyway.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

I appear to be unable to confront the reality of my present predicament,
I am suffering from a temporary condition that causes my muscles to tighten in addition to feeling some alarm at what might occur in the near future, and furthermore I am totally unable to cast off the aforesaid restraints and rest peacefully,
The article of furniture upon which I sleep and perform sexual relations is currently in a state of combustion which renders me unable to fall into a nightly state of unconsciousness,
I beg you not to bring any bodily part into contact with me because I am currently an extremely alert or aggressive person...

(the chorus gives it away iof you have't got it already, so I won't use it!)

 

[PaulB]

I appear to be unable to confront the reality of my present predicament,
I am suffering from a temporary condition that causes my muscles to tighten in addition to feeling some alarm at what might occur in the near future, and furthermore I am totally unable to cast off the aforesaid restraints and rest peacefully,
The article of furniture upon which I sleep and perform sexual relations is currently in a state of combustion
I beg you not to bring any bodily part into contact with me because I am currently an extremely alert or aggressive person...

(the chorus gives it away iof you have't got it already, so I won't use it!)

Quest que c'est?

 

[TVC]

This is just begging for an attempt at 'Plaistow Patricia'

Or even 'Causes to feel joy (third section)'

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Quest que c'est?

I already told you I wouldn't tell you...

ba-boom.

I'll get me coat.

 

[Kirstie]

I already told you I wouldn't tell you...

ba-boom.

I'll get me coat.

Am I supposed to guess? It's Beds are burning by Midnight Oil, yes?