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My first Russian spam........

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 4 Mar 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    ....at least I think it's Russian and think it's spam. C&P'd from an email:-

    Наши знания станут вашими с вашим удовольствием.

    АНГЛИЙСКИЙ ЯЗЫК: VIP обучение.

    Опытные преподаватели и носители языка доведут ваше владение английским языком с любого уровня до совершенства. Обучим в удобном для вас месте и в удобное для вас время. Занятия индивидуально или в группах.

    "Ассоциация преподавателей Эталон"

    Anyone any idea what it means?
     
  2. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    I could send it to our Moscow office but I don't think i can risk it. The office manager there was telling me she could strip a Kalashnikov and re-build it blindfolded from the age of 13.
     
  3. mr_hippo

    mr_hippo Living Legend & Old Fart

    Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
    Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.

    Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
    Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
    Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
    Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

    Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
    Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
    Lovely Spaaam!

    Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!
     
  4. simon_adams_uk

    simon_adams_uk Über Member

    Location:
    SW London
    My Russian is very rusty now but the gist of the email is that... they're offering you english lessions!

    S
     
  5. Pete

    Pete Guest

    What a shame! I felt sure it was lonely 25-year-old Tatiana sitting in a Moscow café ("I can send you photos if you like, but please do not reply to this E-mail as it is not my address...").
     
  6. redjedi

    redjedi Über Member

    Location:
    Brentford
    You got some of this?

    russian-spam.jpg

    What did you have with it?
     
  7. Ekk! I just read the title of this thread as 'my first russian sperm'
    Need to get my eyes tested...
     
  8. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Why would you want your @rse tested?
     
  9. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    i think he means 'stress tested'! xx(
     
  10. craigwend

    craigwend Grimpeur des Holderness

    used this

    http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr

    to get this:sad:erm, not exciting or nubile)


    Our knowledge will become your with your pleasure. THE ENGLISH: VIP instruction. Experienced instructors and carriers of language will bring your possession of English from any level to the perfection. Let us train in the place convenient for you and in the time convenient for you. Occupations it is individual or in the groups. the "association of instructors standard"
     
  11. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Anyway, let's get back on topic, where were we, ah yes, stress testing Kirsties Arse! :biggrin:;)
     
  12. I'll have you know I have an arse of iron, owing to the large amount of miles I've put in this winter. Being iron-like, it's not stressed, and so there's no need to test it. :biggrin:
     
  13. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    All the same, better safe than sorry eh? :biggrin::biggrin:
     
  14. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Ah the wonders of 'Cycle Chat' and the fertile (read filthy) minds of its denizens. Russian translation to Kirstie's iron-hard gluteals in a few short moves.

    If babelfish is right, it's rather a disappointment. No little Tatiana pining for me then:sad:
     
  15. Renard

    Renard Guest

    That's one of the early sysmptoms...