My first Russian spam........

[betty swollocks]

....at least I think it's Russian and think it's spam. C&P'd from an email:-

Наши знания станут вашими с вашим удовольствием.

АНГЛИЙСКИЙ ЯЗЫК: VIP обучение.

Опытные преподаватели и носители языка доведут ваше владение английским языком с любого уровня до совершенства. Обучим в удобном для вас месте и в удобное для вас время. Занятия индивидуально или в группах.

"Ассоциация преподавателей Эталон"

Anyone any idea what it means?

 

[ChrisKH]

I could send it to our Moscow office but I don't think i can risk it. The office manager there was telling me she could strip a Kalashnikov and re-build it blindfolded from the age of 13.

 

[mr_hippo]

Anyone any idea what it means?

Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.

Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam!

Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!

 

[simon_adams_uk]

My Russian is very rusty now but the gist of the email is that... they're offering you english lessions!

S

 

[Pete]

What a shame! I felt sure it was lonely 25-year-old Tatiana sitting in a Moscow café ("I can send you photos if you like, but please do not reply to this E-mail as it is not my address...").

 

[redjedi]

You got some of this?

What did you have with it?

 

[Kirstie]

Ekk! I just read the title of this thread as 'my first russian sperm'
Need to get my eyes tested...

 

[Fnaar]

Ekk! I just read the title of this thread as 'my first russian sperm'
Need to get my eyes tested...

Why would you want your @rse tested?

 

[trustysteed]

Why would you want your @rse tested?

i think he means 'stress tested'!

 

[craigwend]

used this

http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr

to get thiserm, not exciting or nubile)


Our knowledge will become your with your pleasure. THE ENGLISH: VIP instruction. Experienced instructors and carriers of language will bring your possession of English from any level to the perfection. Let us train in the place convenient for you and in the time convenient for you. Occupations it is individual or in the groups. the "association of instructors standard"

 

[domtyler]

Anyway, let's get back on topic, where were we, ah yes, stress testing Kirsties Arse!

 

[Kirstie]

Anyway, let's get back on topic, where were we, ah yes, stress testing Kirsties Arse!

I'll have you know I have an arse of iron, owing to the large amount of miles I've put in this winter. Being iron-like, it's not stressed, and so there's no need to test it.

 

[domtyler]

I'll have you know I have an arse of iron, owing to the large amount of miles I've put in this winter. Being iron-like, it's not stressed, and so there's no need to test it.

All the same, better safe than sorry eh?

 

[betty swollocks]

Ah the wonders of 'Cycle Chat' and the fertile (read filthy) minds of its denizens. Russian translation to Kirstie's iron-hard gluteals in a few short moves.

If babelfish is right, it's rather a disappointment. No little Tatiana pining for me then

 

[Renard]

Ekk! I just read the title of this thread as 'my first russian sperm'
Need to get my eyes tested...

That's one of the early sysmptoms...