My First World shelf problem. Please help.

[slowmotion]

I suggest a Risk Assessment be done before even getting to the planning stage..

Big Stuff isn't necessarily heavy. Box files take up a huge volume but are pretty light. They get visited rarely. Why should I want them at waist height?

 

[wheresthetorch]

Make sure you wear high viz and a h*lm*t.

 

[srw]

I'm not at all concerned about tidiness, but your suggestion would block the well-trodden path to the beer fridge.

That pish you drink isn't beer. Beer needs a cellar, not a fridge.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I'm not at all concerned about tidiness, but your suggestion would block the well-trodden path to the beer fridge.

To fill the empty space now that all the clutter is thrown in a cupboard out of sight

 

[slowmotion]

That pish you drink isn't beer. Beer needs a cellar, not a fridge.

 

[MisterStan]

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I think I met that guy at the Cambridge beer festival....

 

[slowmotion]

I think I met that guy at the Cambridge beer festival....

It's from a Viz cartoon called The Real Ale Twats, in case you want to investigate further.