My new cycle shirt

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I'm wondering if that jersey would be allowed under the rules of the Brompton World Championships, which state that business attire must be worn...

 

[vernon]

Inquisitive Woman: "Is anything worn under the kilt?"

Flustered Vernon: "No, madam, it's all in perfect working order!"

There were one or two inquisitive women at Solfest the year before last. I charged them a pint for a peek........

I didn't go thirsty on the Saturday.

 

[vernon]

I'm wondering if that jersey would be allowed under the rules of the Brompton World Championships, which state that business attire must be worn...

If I was a scrutineer, I wouldn't allow it. It's more dining attire than business attire.

 

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If I was a scrutineer, I wouldn't allow it. It's more dining attire than business attire.

I suppose if your business was 'waiter'....