My saintly wife....

[luckyfox]

When the visa bill comes in dont go 'off on one' remember this exact moment.

('Visa bill' can also mean; spent savings, selling your golf clubs on ebay for a new top and or anything else she did that you would get mad at)

I like Mrs Dave, shes a smarty pants!

 

[young Ed]

Nope. I pressure wash mine indoors.

my boss knows a chap who pressure washes INSIDE tractor cabs!
Cheers Ed

 

[Chromatic]

This reminds me of the time I was in the sitting room, music on the stereo with the sound up, snooker on the tv with the sound down and various bike bits on the floor as I swapped a cassette on my bike. My wife was out of the country at the time though.

 

[Scotchlovingcylist]

My wife's pretty good as well, she let's me keep two bikes in the cupboard under the stairs, all fettling is done in the kitchen. She realises it's become more of a hobby than just commuting, however if she ever found out how many bits and bobs I have hidden away she might just demand a new sofa or something

 

[Smokin Joe]

When the visa bill comes in dont go 'off on one' remember this exact moment.

('Visa bill' can also mean; spent savings, selling your golf clubs on ebay for a new top and or anything else she did that you would get mad at)

I like Mrs Dave, shes a smarty pants!

Or devious and cunning, like the rest of you

 

[vernon]

Vernon,
I was doing "workshop" type malarkey, not just parking, and the bike was allowed to stay propped against the table as we ate. Surely you think that's lenient?

We've eaten in the same room as the Chimera since its acquisition.

 

[vernon]

Where does Fenton keep his bike?

In his Ferrari.

 

[stephec]

my boss knows a chap who pressure washes INSIDE tractor cabs!
Cheers Ed

Yeah but that's because all you farmers smell of poo.

 

[young Ed]

Yeah but that's because all you farmers smell of poo.

ooorrrrrggghhhaaaa! wha' y' sayin'? best smell about!
Cheers Ed