My sexist rant...

[Bollo]

Magnatom wants to be a DILF (or is it a FILF?)

 

[Sun Superlight]

Lady cyclist's and the power of a smile.

Riding behind a very attractive lady cyclist through town last week, we both came to a pedestrian crossing with people using it. I stopped, she did'nt.
Behind us, (and watching) was a police car with two bobbies. As we caught her up a minute later, the bobby in the passenger side winds his window down and wags a finger at her. She gives him a great big smile, the police car drops back due to traffic and the lady cyclist and I continue on.
We come to second pedestrian crossing, this one has lights (on red of course) I stop, she continues on just as before.
After the pedestrians had crossed, the police car overtakes me and this time they pull the lady over. The bobby from the passenger side gets out and she gives him an even bigger big smile. I overtake them all, and continue for four or five minutes to be stopped by temporary traffic lights at road works.
It's a long wait, and as I am waiting, the same lady cyclist overtakes me yet again, to continue just as before through the (red) light. At this point the same police car pulls up along side me with the bobby behind the wheel absolutely doubled up with laughter at his disbelieving mate.

 

[magnatom]

Grrrr! I'm so angry, I am going to go around and film some woman who are not appreciating me.....surely there is nothing wrong in doing that....

 

[Paulus]

Must of been more than a smile she gave him.

 

[magnatom]

remind of his responsibility to actually update his blog ocassionally

It's been a hectic time for me at the moment. However, I have some ideas for my blog, so watch this space...

 

[adscrim]

Grrrr! I'm so angry, I am going to go around and film some woman who are not appreciating me.....surely there is nothing wrong in doing that....

only one thing for it...mankini!

 

[magnatom]

Like this?

 

[Jane Smart]

I thought she had whistled at him, but he went a bit deaf.

I had yes you are right, he just never heard me

 

[adscrim]

Like this?

Perfect - it's even hi viz

 

[magnatom]

I had yes you are right, he just never heard me

You do know how to whistle, don't chya? you just put you lips together and blow....

 

[Jane Smart]

You do know how to whistle, don't chya? you just put you lips together and blow....

I do better than that, I stick my fingers in my mouth and do a really loud one

I was a tomboy when I was younger

Hey does that count, I am not one of those females you hate then

 

[Billloudon]

I do better than that, I stick my fingers in my mouth and do a really loud one

I was a tomboy when I was younger

Hey does that count, I am not one of those females you hate then

There's an exception to eveything, Jane

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I got wolf-whistled by a good looking lady once.... She admired my legs (I was in shorts).... The one and only time... * wonders off into a state of wishful memories *

 

[Crankarm]

Grrrr! I'm so angry, I am going to go around and film some woman who are not appreciating me.....surely there is nothing wrong in doing that....

Any you have particularly taken a fancy to? Well I suppose it would be wrong if they were in their showers, but where would you park your bike? ..........

Well Magna looks aren't everything. I guess you'll have to settle for being able to make them howl with your humour and sharp wit.

Wouldn't Mrs Magna be keen to see your footage of these ladies ?

 

[Mr Pig]

Not once has any woman given me a wolf whistle

You could try being less ugly?