My sexist rant...

[Jane Smart]

Don't look at me, have you seen my picture?!! Fat, bald, ugly guy with bad teeth who's dressed like he doesn't give a shoot? Yip, that would be me! ;0)

There is no one you describe like that in that picture, you are all a fine looking bunch

Gee my patter is on form today

 

[Kirstie]

There is no one you describe like that in that picture, you are all a fine looking bunch

Gee my patter is on form today

That's a kind way of putting it...

 

[Spinney]

Does Mrs Magnatom know you're asking strange women to chat you up?

 

[Jane Smart]

Does Mrs Magnatom know you're asking strange women to chat you up?

She will if she logs on here

 

[Crackle]

Does Mrs Magnatom know you're asking strange women to chat you up?

Did you not do that in the assertivness course " I must not refer to myself as strange"

Now Maggers on the other hand is........a little odd, shall we say.

 

[Spinney]

Did you not do that in the assertivness course " I must not refer to myself as strange"

Now Maggers on the other hand is........a little odd, shall we say.

Normal is boring....

 

[Piemaster]

Don't look at me, have you seen my picture?!! Fat, bald, ugly guy with bad teeth who's dressed like he doesn't give a shoot? Yip, that would be me! ;0)

Sorry, you'll have to narrow it down a bit more than that.

 

[Coco]

Don't look at me, have you seen my picture?!! Fat, bald, ugly guy with bad teeth who's dressed like he doesn't give a shoot? Yip, that would be me! ;0)

That makes two of us. I'm the one called Colin

Does Mrs Magnatom know you're asking strange women to chat you up?

And more importantly, does she know you're fascinated by whatever is in my shorts?

 

[Crackle]

And equally strange, why does Maggers have Vulcan ears in that picture?

 

[Jane Smart]

And equally strange, why does Maggers have Vulcan ears in that picture?

You were looking closely to notice that

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i've had two blondes in a car pass while the passenger attempted to smack me arse…

 

[yenrod]

Yes, I'll admit it. I am about to make a sexist rant about woman drivers.

I am fed up with them.
I've had enough.
Every single one of them.

They all think they are special in their little metal boxes.

In fact, I don't think I will limit this rant to woman drivers.

Yes I will extend it to cover woman cyclists and pedestrians as well.

Grrrrr.

I've been cycling on the roads for over 4 years now. Not once...on not one occasion...absolutely never!... has any woman driver, pedestrian, cyclist, scuba driver, postal worker, police officer.....ever, EVER.....




....tooted their horn at me....given me a wolf whistle... made sexually suggestive remarks at me... when I've been on the bike.

It's outrageous! Even when I am in my tight lycra shorts.... nothing... nada....zip.




Is my technique wrong? I've tried the primary position, but still nothing.

You need to try DOGGY

 

[Mr Pig]

That makes two of us. I'm the one called Colin

I'm sorry but I look much more sh*t than you do! You're wearing coordinated cycling clothes. I'm wearing old shorts and trainers and a closing down sale T-shirt!

Magnatom, looking at that picture I have to admit that I'm baffled as to why more...sorry, some women haven't felt compelled to adore your physique. Broad shoulders, slim waist, heck you look like an action man! Ok, he does have better hair and would not dress that way but still, a handsome fellow and no mistake.

It must be your personality. Even in passing though. Heck, that's one powerful personality!

 

[magnatom]

Magnatom, looking at that picture I have to admit that I'm baffled as to why more...sorry, some women haven't felt compelled to adore your physique. Broad shoulders, slim waist, heck you look like an action man! Ok, he does have better hair and would not dress that way but still, a handsome fellow and no mistake.

It must be your personality. Even in passing though. Heck, that's one powerful personality!

You see, this is the real problem. I seem to be able to pull the blokes!

Reminds me of the time at work when one of the radiographers mentioned to me that one of the nurses had asked if I was with anyone. I was, my wife. It was nice to be appreciated, though. I was a little suprised to find out that the nurses exact words were, ' ... is he a friend of Dorothy'

Me bad, for assuming the nurse was female!

 

[Mr Pig]

You see, this is the real problem. I seem to be able to pull the blokes!

Like I say, Action Man wouldn't wear those clothes ;0)