My Smooth Legs

[Lisa21]

I have had to shave the top of my big toes for some time now.quote]

Are you a Hobbitt???? you are, Im sure you are!!!!

 

[Lisa21]

Are you george michael?

Ugh, iv really gone off him...he's just gone sleazy

 

[Velorum]

I have had to shave the top of my big toes for some time now.quote]

Are you a Hobbitt???? you are, Im sure you are!!!!

I can assure you that I am not! I only have hair on the upper side not underneath!!!

 

[Lisa21]

Oh thats disappointing Hobbits are great!!!!

 

[Velorum]

Oh thats disappointing Hobbits are great!!!!

In a certain light I could probably pass for an Orc if thats any good.

 

[Jim_Noir]

Ugh, iv really gone off him...he's just gone sleazy

Me? I've always been sleazy though!

 

[Fab Foodie]

I decided to get rid of my leg hair and wow its amazing, rubbing my legs they are so smooth it feels like rubbing a hot naked bitch. I liked it so much i went the full whack and removed every bit of hair below my neck at first i thought i shouldnt have done this but now i see everything about it is awesome and it makes my already large hammer look like something only science fiction could think up.

I used this product finally now i can wear my cristiano ronaldo shorts i bought last week.

Nice Crutch-shot.

 

[Lisa21]

Me? I've always been sleazy though!

Oh indeed

But your sleazy in a nice way

 

[Lisa21]

In a certain light I could probably pass for an Orc if thats any good.

Nope, sorry. Hobbit or nothing for this girl

 

[blazed]

I just realised that i no longer get bits of toilet roll stuck in my crack hair, it just gets better and better.

 

[Lisa21]

What, so you've stopped using toilet paper as well??????????? jeeez

 

[Dayvo]

Do you get other things stuck in your arse, instead?

 

[blazed]

Do you get other things stuck in your arse, instead?

I found a rolo in there once.

 

[Dayvo]

I found a rolo in there once.

Roland!?

 

[Lisa21]

"Dad, Dad......ow much is a butt plug?"


(Ask Colly...he'll know where thats from)