Name your bike and your job title

[brand]

Who'd have guessed

But at least I am not getting paid for it.

 

[vickster]

No support forthcoming from the state then?

 

[brand]

No support forthcoming from the state then?

No, I am not a "Senior NHS manager" just an unpaid waster!

 

[vickster]

That wasn't the state support I was referring to

 

[brand]

Made in Scotland

shoot then!

 

[brand]

That wasn't the state support I was referring to

Honest?

 

[Cyclist33]

Update: Giant Defy 3 and Jamis Quest Elite.

Water Quality Permitting Officer.

 

[pauldavid]

Raleigh Shopper

Clapper board attendant in a porn studio.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Are we allowed to say what bikes we'd like to own and how we'd like to make a living,instead of what we do own and do for a living?

 

[derrick]

Cervelo s2.
Motor Mechanic.

 

[bpsmith]

Giant Defy 1
Bianchi Sempre Pro Ultegra

Office Worker

 

[jayonabike]

Bike 1,2,3,4

Global data, package & communications operative - nocturnal network transportation division

 

[brand]

Bike 1,2,3,4

Global data, package & communications operative - nocturnal network transportation division

You should be number 1, assuming your not taking the pi**
1. Erection Engineer (Manufacturing plant position)
2. Chief Hooker (Cable Yarding Systems)
3. Cased Hole Log Analysis Specialist (Oil/Energy position)
4. Kn*b Head (Transportation position)
5. Shaft Serviceman (Mining position)
6. District Beaver Leader (Fundraising)
7. S&M Administrator (Sales & Marketing Administrator)
8. Shaft & Tunnel Manager (Tunneling Engineer)
9. Domestic Violence COORDINATOR (Shelter employee)
10. Dreams Fulfiller (Financial Services)
11. Male Specimen Courier (Frozen Semen Delivery)
12. Dike Mapping Researcher (Environmental Engineer)
13. BM in Johnsville (Branch Manager for a bank in Johnsville)
14. Vision Clearance Engineer (Windshield Replacer)
15. Change Catalyst (Business executive)
16. Social Media Thought Leader (Staffing and Recruiting)
17. Sr. Creatologist (Professional Coaching service)
18. Chief Imagination Officer (Technology)
19. Part-Time Package Handler (Warehouse/Shipping)
20. Die Process Engineer (Stamping Dies Engineer)
21. SE Expert aka Sexpert (Systems Enterprise Expert)
22. Ideation Director (Marketing)
23. Canine Relocation Specialist (Dog Catcher)
24. Advanced Scrum Master (Manager or analyst in Agile Development project)
25. Nutritional Intervention Advisor (Weight Loss Expert)
26. Christian Life Coach (Ministry)
27. Chief Evangelist (Financial Services)
28. Bone Regeneration Specialist (Medical field)
29. Integration Synchronicity Specialist (Technology)
30. Human Relations Specialist (Human Resources)
Uncertain as to bike ownership or the sanity of the people who "create" these job titles.

 

[brand]

Are we allowed to say what bikes we'd like to own and how we'd like to make a living,instead of what we do own and do for a living?

Seems a good idea but another thread? You had the idea so you should take responsibility and start it.

 

[brand]

Thorn Raven Enduro
Waster

Santos Travelmaster 2.6 ALU
Producer and chief taster of Cider, Perry, Sloe Gin, Sloe Cider and Elderberry wine. And Helmet Tester.

Are we allowed to say what bikes we'd like to own and how we'd like to make a living,instead of what we do own and do for a living?

Count me out. I am happy with what I have and what I do/don't do.