National Talk Like A Pirate Day

[biggs682]

Today is as per thread title so shiver me timbers to you all

 

[JtB]

I'm at home today and my good lady won't let me talk like a pirate.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'm at home today and my good lady won't let me talk like a pirate.

Arrrr.....

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?



Ye be thinking it be R, but his true love is always the C.

 

[biggs682]

What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?



Ye be thinking it be R, but his true love is always the C.

 

[Fab Foodie]

What's the worst nightmare for a pirate on a blind date?















A sunken chest with no booty ....

 

[ufkacbln]

I took a bag of golden coin into work, mainly chocolate though

 

[ufkacbln]

However, unlike the chocolate..........changing the staff room radio to an MP3 player with a mix of Alestorm tracks was not universally popular​

 

[machew]

Why are pirates called 'pirates'?

Because they arrrrrrr

 

[machew]

To err is human. To arr is pirate.

 

[machew]

What's a pirate's favourite amino acid? Arrrrrrginine

 

[Aperitif]

Jim lad...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Splice the main brace ye scurvy land lubbers

(whatever that means)

 

[subaqua]

Splice the main brace ye scurvy land lubbers

(whatever that means)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splice_the_mainbrace

 

[biggs682]

Well i told every one of my customers who phoned on Monday and not one of them seemed that bothered