Nearly there.

[postman]

I will be in a Premier Inn this time tomorrow,Saturday is the wedding,i might have mentioned it before.My suit is superb and nice shoes after they darkened down with a polish.Suit,shoes,shirt,tie,belt,socks hanky square i think that's everything,all i need now is the venue to do a stout or suitable dark ale,and i shall have a whisky with the other dad,he likes Kraken rum.So night all see you Sunday or Monday with some photos via my phone.

 

[oxoman]

Enjoy the occasion and dont get to inebriated, definitely no fisticuffs with anyone either.

 

[postman]

I hate hanging about waiting to go,but i have been busy.changed a bed,put washing in tumble dryer,prepped for dinner just me and the f i l.Done some weed spraying white vinegar best stuff ever.been out for a latte a takeaway,now just waiting to put dinner in,lamb shanks,with new spuds brocolli and carrots,also mint sauce.When we go away to Austria f i l will go in to care,i bet he will miss our meals.

 

[postman]

Enjoy the occasion and dont get to inebriated, definitely no fisticuffs with anyone either.

Oh no do not worry,any trouble and i will,just look at them and utter the word,that even froze Chuck Norris,DRAGO.the room will go silent,you will hear a pin drop.Then a smile will find my face.

 

[Dave7]

Oh no do not worry,any trouble and i will,just look at them and utter the word,that even froze Chuck Norris,DRAGO's Y FRONTS....the room will go silent,you will hear a pin drop.Then a smile will find my face.

FTFY

 

[Homers Double]

Are you overthinking this perhaps?

Assuming from the shaded posts that you are the father of the bride???

If you are then you need to stop stressing and take it as a day to remember, you won't get many of them.

 

[cyberknight]

Oh no do not worry,any trouble and i will,just look at them and utter the word,that even froze Chuck Norris,DRAGO.the room will go silent,you will hear a pin drop.Then a smile will find my face.

Eta Kooram Nah Smech ?


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXCaF68sDPU

 

[Drago]

I will be in a Premier Inn this time tomorrow,

Youll probably see Lenmy Henry.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Youll probably see Lenmy Henry.

Lenmy?

Who's that then?

 

[Webbo2]

Lenmy?

Who's that then?

Mr Convenience aka Wallace and Grommit

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mr Convenience aka Wallace and Grommit

I thought it was the love child between Lenny Henry's Mum and Lemmy 'back in the day'.