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[fossyant]

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Bloody Hell, that's the last time I start a sodding shed, bread oh sod it.... thread!

Read my thread... That's why folk didn't get it...

 

[classic33]

Just seen this....

Righty..

The article said the top floor had collapsed, but also made reference to the ramp up to the first floor being used as a car park.

Said ramp won't have been designed to take more than 2 or 3 cars at a push, hence it all comes down.

Structural engineers attending.... Audi prides themselves on Engineering... voresprung duh doo dah

It's funny when you read it.

Reminds me of a mates stag do, he worked for Audi. They made him a set of stocks, but the bloody hand holes were massive, he got his hands out. He couldn't get his head out so we legged it in Taxis to the next venue, he had to try and get in a taxi with a 4 foot stock round his neck, except his hands were free... Bloody Audi engineers.

Legs go in a set of stocks, Head and arms in a pillory.

 

[fossyant]

Legs go in a set of stocks, Head and arms in a pillory.

OK smarty, none of us knew, especially the Audi Engineers. Im a desk jockey Accountant....

 

[classic33]

OK smarty, none of us knew, especially the Audi Engineers. Im a desk jockey Accountant....

That's why you still see them, H&S permitting, at school fairs. Normally with a teacher stuck in them. A pillory is legal, stocks illegal.

 

[fossyant]

That's why you still see them, H&S permitting, at school fairs. Normally with a teacher stuck in them. A pillory is legal, stocks illegal.

Ah.. That's why...... Even the Audi engineers didn't know that....