needing ideas...

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

I need some ideas to wind my brother up. He's a courier driver (London) and often gets bored between jobs. Periodically I get things forwarded to me that he thinks may interest me. Today he made a mistake - he clearly forwards content of a more adult nature to friends, instead he forwarded it to me, his eldest and older sister. This gives me a wonderful opportunity to exploit, but I find myself at a loss on exactly how.

At 06:43 (touch early in the morning to be that bored) he forwarded me a tweet with some links in it of an adult nature, soft porn, nothing hardcore and the 'woman' concerned is cute, sexy, good looking and yeh, not that bad but I've have seen much better.

At 06:44 he sent an 'apology' "Last email sent my mistake - oops" (sum total of the apology!)

I need some ideas on how to really wind him up...

(one caviat which I will put in now - it has to be clean on here, so becareful how you phrase things please! And no, I won't add the links, it would not be appropriate.)

 

[Tribanite]

Tell him you know that girl (friends name) .... omg i am so shocked she poses for pictures like this

 

[ColinJ]

The obvious thing to do would be to send him a link to hot male dot com?

 

[Lanzecki]

Does his mother have an email address?

 

[sep1988]

advise he gets some new stationary from penisland.com

 

[Yellow Fang]

A software virus on the web link?

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Why the quotation marks round the word 'woman'? Was it a ladyboy?

nope, more a girl but I didn't want to indicate underage - I don't think she was

 

[Fnaar]

Tell him you know that girl (friends name) .... omg i am so shocked she poses for pictures like this

Tell him you know her, and can fix him up with a date.

 

[yello]

You could just pretend to be really offended, and shocked that your little brother would be interested in such things, thinking he was such a nice boy etc etc etc.

He's already apologised so you know he has a sense of guilt that you can play on! How much more cruel can it be than to play on someone's sensibilities?

 

[postman]

Tell him she lives just three miles from him.

Rebecca,Lucy,Anne all do on here.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Tell him she lives just three miles from him.

Rebecca,Lucy,Anne all do on here.

The funny thing is. Ads are generally based on your browsing history

 

[Fnaar]

Freak him out by composing a HOT txt to your beloved, and accidentally sending it to your brother. Actually, probs not the best idea. Send him a scantily-clad picture of yourself? Actually, no, my ideas are getting worse. I'm outta this thread

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

currently I am thinking on letting my mother have a copy (she is very open minded and this is very soft porn, nothing hardcore or extreme) more the pin-up in locker type. he is up this way tomorrow and is coming over to see our mum.... she is much better at dropping single liners that stop conversations mid flow that I will ever be and I am certain he would be horrified that I had shared it with our mother or is that just too cruel?

 

[TheDoctor]

Yes, that's very cruel. He'll be scarred for life.
I'd do it

 

[TVC]

Absolutely, getting your mother in on it is a superb idea.