Never Go Back - ?

[simongt]

Just claim you inherited some sprawling estate in Scotland and that you are now a Laird.

The sort of thing that my eldest lad would do at any reunion.
He likes to be 'the lad' and brags endlessly about himself and his 'achievements'; he's a trucker.
He inherits this attitude from his mother who he latterly hated, but I've not told him - yet.

 

[Webbo2]

Just say you are the records clerk at the local sexual transmitted diseases clinic and given folk a knowing look.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Just claim you inherited some sprawling estate in Scotland and that you are now a Laird. Dress appropriately but leave shotgun at home.

Yes, I have thought about telling them something like that!🧐 😁

 

[Fnaar]

I revisited a pub I worked at in 1983 while at uni - it was a sh!thole then, and had not changed one tiny bit when I revisited about 5 years ago

 

[Jameshow]

An old flame from 30yrs ago, has moved back to my sister's neighbourhood...
She never married and is very old fashioned.
I'm sure I'll bump into her!

 

[simongt]

An old flame from 30yrs ago, has moved back to my sister's neighbourhood...
She never married and is very old fashioned.
I'm sure I'll bump into her!

So this means that your sister will be seeing a lot more of her dear bro - ?

 

[Jameshow]

So this means that your sister will be seeing a lot more of her dear bro - ?

Err no!!!🤣