If you're a cyclist or a driver who travels far enough to warrant stopping at a motel, be warned about the in-room coffee machines.
Never Use The Coffee Machine
Never Use The Coffee Machine
13 min video, skip to the end why shouldn't I use one?
So only use the coffee machine if a fit looking lass has used them?
Some women wash their underwear in them.
Its a handy tip though. I could give my Y fronts their once-in-a-decade boiling.

Some women wash their underwear in them.
You're a hard man, eating bacon that someone peed on.They might have pissed on the bacon as well - should we skip breakfast ?

I wouldn't be surprised, but I would be more worried if @Drago had washed his 😁