New car thread #3419

[Drago]

Just ordered Woman a brand new 2017 model Kia Sportage. Should sit nicely on the drive alongside my olde 2005 model.

Going to change my name to Bernie Two-Kias.

 

[Rooster1]

I like the new Kia Niro

 

[I like Skol]

I thought you were more of a Dodge Ram kind of guy Drago. Isn't the Kia watering down the image a bit?

 

[Hill Wimp]

I'm surprised his wife hasn't parked it somewhere painful after being called his "woman".

 

[biggs682]

Just ordered Woman a brand new 2017 model Kia Sportage. Should sit nicely on the drive alongside my olde 2005 model.

Going to change my name to Bernie Two-Kias.

so Bernie Two-Kias when do you take delivery of this little gem ?

 

[welsh dragon]

LMAO......way to go Drago.

 

[numbnuts]

I've never owned a new car

 

[potsy]

I'm surprised his wife hasn't parked it somewhere painful after being called his "woman".

I imagine she thanks her lucky stars every day

 

[Hill Wimp]

I've never owned a new car

Good move, the depreciation is hideous as soon as you drive it off the forecourt.

 

[Drago]

I imagine she thanks her lucky stars every day

Damn straight. Every night I pose naked in front of the bed and tell her "look, all this, and brains too!"

 

[welsh dragon]

Damn straight. Every night I pose naked in front of the bed and tell her "look, all this, and brains too!"

And you're so modest as well. How could she resist....

 

[Black Sheep]

Damn straight. Every night I pose naked in front of the bed and tell her "look, all this, and brains too!"

who's photo are you holding at the time?

 

[TVC]

I'm surprised his wife hasn't parked it somewhere painful after being called his "woman".

He's being polite, normally he calls her 'the boobie'

 

[Tin Pot]

Two Kias, now you can race the Mrs to Monte Carlo!

 

[screenman]

You have way too much money, do not expect any sympathy if you fall off the bike.