New Kettle?

[classic33]

In a modern version of how the teas maid used to do it.

11 hours trying to make a cup of tea with a WiFi kettle.
https://www.theguardian.com/technol...s-trying-to-make-cup-of-tea-with-wi-fi-kettle

 

[Smudge]

So something as simple as boiling some water now has WiFi
The answer to a question no one asked..... ever.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

So something as simple as boiling some water now has WiFi
The answer to a question no one asked..... ever.

A kettle is a thing. We now have an internet of things. Things now need to be connected. I expect it's t'EU's fault.

 

[classic33]

So something as simple as boiling some water now has WiFi
The answer to a question no one asked..... ever.

It's so it can tell your fridge to turn off, causing the milk to sour. Your fridge then orders more milk.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A kettle is a thing. We now have an internet of things. Things now need to be connected. I expect it's t'EU's fault.

The EU will abolish kettles once we leave. The British Kettle export market will be wiped out by the coffee bean weirdos.

 

[Smudge]

A kettle is a thing. We now have an internet of things. Things now need to be connected. I expect it's t'EU's fault.

That's all very well....... right up until the point where 'things' become self aware.
Kettles will probably be involved in the rise of the machines.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Look in say, the argos catalogue, there’s a zillion different devices to make a litre of water hot....how did it come to this fer chrissakes?
@MarkF I hold the like if you and yer hi falutin’ ideas of style an all, completely responsible!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Here. This’ll do it...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_Kettle

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Just the thing for filling Terry teapot

 

[classic33]

That's all very well....... right up until the point where 'things' become self aware.
Kettles will probably be involved in the rise of the machines.

First it's your kettle, then...

 

[slowmotion]

So what did you do with the £450 you saved .....

...... Not getting me a fridge magnet that's for sure.....

When I remember, I'll nip down to my centrifuges and knock one up out of enriched uranium.

 

[MarkF]

Look in say, the argos catalogue, there’s a zillion different devices to make a litre of water hot....how did it come to this fer chrissakes?
@MarkF I hold the like if you and yer hi falutin’ ideas of style an all, completely responsible!

But I don't want something that just boils water. I want a well engineered and aesthetically pleasing device that does the same.

I think I saw the Bosch in JL and I think I'll go for it.

 

[flake99please]

Forget the kettle and invest in one of those instant boil taps. Something like........

https://www.victorianplumbing.co.uk...xWxLQg7PaCaX2U0WRzlizZL_yBckNkhRoCriUQAvD_BwE

 

[Accy cyclist]

Well it is recommended by Mrs Smegma .

Smeg Dolce & Gabbana Kettle
£499.95









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• 2 year guarantee included
  

Free standard delivery

Free delivery as well! Wow what a bargain(!)

 

[Bonefish Blues]

@flake99 They've come down in price.