NEW SHORTS (for the love of god...please!!!)

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jonny jeez

Legendary Member
If you were on the mall this morning riding an invalid blue bianchi, then please...for my sake alone...get some new shorts!

If it was you, PM me and I'll send you footage of how the rest of the world views your junk as it jumps about, on clear view through your totally transparent shorts.

I need to go wash my mind out with soap and water now!!!

PS, I'll be asking a check question to confirm it was you, no voyeurs please.
 
jonny jeez said:
If you were on the mall this morning riding an invalid blue bianchi

did it only have one wheel?
 

gaz

Cycle Camera TV
Location
South Croydon
I wonder if it's the same guy i saw the other day. I was behind him for long. But boy did I feel sick for the breif time I was behind him
 

NigC

New Member
Location
Surrey
Wolf04 said:
This thread is useless quite all right without pictures. ;)

Completely agree. Pictures and video totally unnecessary :smile:
 
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jonny jeez

jonny jeez

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trustysteed said:
did it only have one wheel?

wafflycat said:
What's a valid blue as opposed to an invalid blue?


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Invalid Blue...there used to be loads of these on the road when I was a little 'un they were the wheel chair transporters of their day
 

dodgy

Guest
LOL at the 'invalid blue' comment, not exactly as romantic sounding as 'Celeste' but it's what I will use in future ;)
 
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jonny jeez

jonny jeez

Legendary Member
HaloJ said:
Aw. Go on, post the footage! :biggrin:

Close your eyes if easily disturbed, actually the low exposure of the Muvi has done a good job of censoring the image for you...you gotta trust me, in real time it was much more...er

...animated

BUCKET!!)

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arsecopy.jpg





It looks like the lower part of this chaps shorts (seat) were just made fom cling film!! He must sit at his desk in his bibs or something, because a bike saddle wouldn't wear them away like that.
 
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