New Tricks -Gawd 'elp us!

[rich p]

My dear ladywife has just gleefully informed me that there is a new series of it starting tonight. She loves it.
I may have to gouge my eyes out, kill myself or leave the room.
On reflection, leaving the room is probably less painful and as Woody Allen said ,"I'm not afraid of dying but it goes on for such a long time"

 

[upsidedown]

My condolences.

I, on the other hand have stamped my authority on the situation, brushed away any possibility of watching that awful programme,and am happily sitting here with a glass of red watching Gerry Robinson.

Does Dennis Waterman sing the theme tune to it ? Just wondered if it was a pre-requisite for him appearing in anything.

 

[Noodley]

I had no idea what you were an about til Dennis Waterman was mentioned. That's the one with him, the bloke from the Likely Lads, someone else (maybe from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet?) and a woman who everyone thinks is 'hot for her age' in it ain't it? You can tell I'm in tune with these things

Anyway, my condolences...

 

[John Ponting]

SWMBO declared her intention to watch this bilge while I was still checking ITV4 schedule for the Tour roundup. I watched the racing and then went and sat on the patio with CW and an ipod of really old tunes ...

... then it started to piss down and I've resorted to my 'office' upstairs.

 

[Wigsie]

It's a shocking show, for some reason its the most popular tv drama in the Uk at the moment! why?

Means there are 14 odd million brainless drones out there that like that drivel!

The good lady wife was tap tapping away on her lady forum so I actually got to play a bit on the PS3 then watched some South Park.... She has now hijacked the remote now and is watching Reaper on E4 (kind of love to hate that show)

 

[Joe24]

you need fe be de i-dren and take control of your TV!

 

[Noodley]

you need fe be de i-dren and take control of your TV!

Joe, WTF are you on now?

 

[Joe24]

Joe, WTF are you on now?

What the i mean what am i-man on now, the i bhuttu scottish woman

 

[Noodley]

What the i mean what am i-man on now, the i bhuttu scottish woman

Ok, so the new 'school fad' is speaking like a i-twat?

 

[Joe24]

Ok, so the new 'school fad' is speaking like a i-twat?

No the i lanky bhuttu fart, i-man just feel gaan fe bed talkin' gaan fe bed dis

 

[Joe24]

Noodley kyan i-man have a hug?

 

[Noodley]

No the i lanky bhuttu fart, i-man just feel gaan fe bed talkin' gaan fe bed dis

Is it a Welsh thing you got going on?

 

[Joe24]

Is it a Welsh thing you got going on?

No the i bobo, its supm abit further over fe de east, wheres its warmer

 

[Wigsie]

have you just lost your virginity Joe and your feeling a little queer now?

 

[Joe24]

have you just lost your virginity Joe and your feeling a little queer now?

yes i-man lost dat ages ago, no, no feelin' queer