New Tricks -Gawd 'elp us!

[Joe24]

i am missin' i girlfriend dough, and am just tryin' fe pass de time, untill i-man a a go fe bunks mi res then feel a beenie down

 

[Noodley]

No the i bobo, its supm abit further over fe de east, wheres its warmer

east of Wales...Shrewsbury? I don't recognise the accent as being particularly local to that area, but I suppose it's been a while since I was there.

 

[Headgardener]

Joe do you have a phrase book for the language that you seem to have adopted so that the rest of us can understand it as it is worse than text speak.

 

[Fnaar]

I and I a go look tings up inna fe dictionary, ras
http://www.translationdirectory.com/dictionaries/dictionary023.htm

 

[Joe24]

Joe do you have a phrase book for the language that you seem to have adopted so that the rest of us can understand it as it is worse than text speak.

no, but fnarr knows what im talkin' about, so satta, embrace it

 

[Joe24]

I and I a go look tings up inna fe dictionary, ras
http://www.translationdirectory.com/dictionaries/dictionary023.htm

 

[Headgardener]

I take it then that Joe has been on holiday to the Carribean and has brought back some ganga to while away the time with while his girlfriend has gone away.

 

[Joe24]

I take it then that Joe has been on holiday to the Carribean and has brought back some ganga to while away the time with while his girlfriend has gone away.

no i-dren, just very very very bored
dont bunks mi res very well, and dont feel tired now so i-man know im goin' fe be up for ages before i-man get fe sleep