Newbie here, but experienced rider....

[ComedyPilot]

Report the tw*t to the police. End of. Him hitting your bike from behind is dangerous driving. Even with no witnesses, the least the police can do is speak to the driver and advise him about his conduct. If there were witnesses/cctv, get the pillock before a court.

 

[Tharg2007]

I've really gotta change my flamin' route...

A bit further down the road this time, I'm in the cycle lane heading towards another traffic island, a car goes past quite close but I let it slide as he's turning right just before the island.

Idiot in a black M5 goes past at warp 9, realises there's a car ahead and he slams on the anchors, pulling into the cycle lane RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

I managed to stop ok and (stupidly) shook my fist. He looked in the rearview and stuck his middle digit up with a smirk before speeding away again.

What a prat... Although I had the last laugh when I calmly passed his car as it was pulled by the plod (they can do something right apparently).

well if plod had pulled him over i would have stopped to offer up video evidence of his other violation, the plod would have been more than happy to add it in i recon, pluss you would have got to rub his nose in it royally

just noticed there is no video :S, would have stopped to tell plod anyway just to piss him off

 

[petec]

I did contemplate it, but I was running a bit late for work so I just settled with a smirk as I went past...