Newt

A man walks into a pub with a newt on his shoulder. He says to the barman "a pint of guinness for me and a fresh orange for Tiny here please". The barman asks "Why''s he called Tiny?".

The man replies "Because he's my newt".

 

groan

 

that is funny

 

Get away from her, you bitch!

 

"Ease down, Ripley, Eaaaaaaase down..."

 

It's good, but you've done better in the past, Tete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My brother's RAF nickname is 'Tiny' because he isn't!

 

It took me all afternoon to get the joke yesterday!!!! I was cycling home, when suddenly, ping, the penny dropped. I think it actually made it funnier that it took so long to get!!!