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Newt

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Tetedelacourse, 9 Aug 2007.

  1. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    A man walks into a pub with a newt on his shoulder. He says to the barman "a pint of guinness for me and a fresh orange for Tiny here please". The barman asks "Why''s he called Tiny?".

    The man replies "Because he's my newt".
     
  2. chris42

    chris42 New Member

    Location:
    Deal, Kent
    groan
     
  3. Steve Austin

    Steve Austin The Marmalade Kid

    Location:
    Mlehworld
    that is funny ;)
     
  4. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Get away from her, you bitch!
     
  5. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    "Ease down, Ripley, Eaaaaaaase down..."
     
  6. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    It's good, but you've done better in the past, Tete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    My brother's RAF nickname is 'Tiny' because he isn't! ;)
     
  8. It took me all afternoon to get the joke yesterday!!!! I was cycling home, when suddenly, ping, the penny dropped. I think it actually made it funnier that it took so long to get!!!;)