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Newt

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Tetedelacourse, 9 Aug 2007.

  1. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    A man walks into a pub with a newt on his shoulder. He says to the barman "a pint of guinness for me and a fresh orange for Tiny here please". The barman asks "Why''s he called Tiny?".

    The man replies "Because he's my newt".
     
    Tetedelacourse, 9 Aug 2007
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  2. chris42

    chris42 New Member

    Location:
    Deal, Kent
    groan
     
    chris42, 9 Aug 2007
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  3. Steve Austin

    Steve Austin The Marmalade Kid

    Location:
    Mlehworld
    that is funny ;)
     
    Steve Austin, 9 Aug 2007
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  4. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Get away from her, you bitch!
     
    Mr Phoebus, 9 Aug 2007
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  5. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    Location:
    My dark, twisted fantasy
    "Ease down, Ripley, Eaaaaaaase down..."
     
    Melvil, 9 Aug 2007
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  6. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    It's good, but you've done better in the past, Tete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Keith Oates, 9 Aug 2007
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  7. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    O' slO'
    My brother's RAF nickname is 'Tiny' because he isn't! ;)
     
    Dayvo, 9 Aug 2007
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  8. Eat MY Dust

    Eat MY Dust New Member

    Location:
    Where ever I lay my hat (helmet)
    It took me all afternoon to get the joke yesterday!!!! I was cycling home, when suddenly, ping, the penny dropped. I think it actually made it funnier that it took so long to get!!!;)
     
    Eat MY Dust, 10 Aug 2007
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