Newt

[Tetedelacourse]

A man walks into a pub with a newt on his shoulder. He says to the barman "a pint of guinness for me and a fresh orange for Tiny here please". The barman asks "Why''s he called Tiny?".

The man replies "Because he's my newt".

 

[chris42]

groan

 

[Steve Austin]

that is funny

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Get away from her, you bitch!

 

[Melvil]

Get away from her, you bitch!

"Ease down, Ripley, Eaaaaaaase down..."

 

[Keith Oates]

It's good, but you've done better in the past, Tete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dayvo]

My brother's RAF nickname is 'Tiny' because he isn't!

 

[Eat MY Dust]

It took me all afternoon to get the joke yesterday!!!! I was cycling home, when suddenly, ping, the penny dropped. I think it actually made it funnier that it took so long to get!!!