A man walks into a pub with a newt on his shoulder. He says to the barman "a pint of guinness for me and a fresh orange for Tiny here please". The barman asks "Why''s he called Tiny?". The man replies "Because he's my newt".
It took me all afternoon to get the joke yesterday!!!! I was cycling home, when suddenly, ping, the penny dropped. I think it actually made it funnier that it took so long to get!!!