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Tetedelacourse

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Location
Rosyth
A man walks into a pub with a newt on his shoulder. He says to the barman "a pint of guinness for me and a fresh orange for Tiny here please". The barman asks "Why''s he called Tiny?".

The man replies "Because he's my newt".
 

chris42

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Location
Deal, Kent
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