Nice one liner

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A guy at work was cycling along a cycle path and met a couple with a dog. The dog was all over the place and he had to slow right down then stop. As the couple passed the woman said "Sorry about that".
He said to her "You need a lead for your dog". At this point the bloke started to mouth off.
So he turned to her and said "And you want a muzzle for him".
She started to laugh and the bloke turned on her, so he road off and left them arguing.
 

biggs682

Itching to get back on my bike's
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Northamptonshire
sounds about right
 
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