Nice things you have said to each other. (Slushy, lovey-dovey alert.)

[Dave7]

You know those movie moments when the man proposes to the woman and its all lovely and romantic? Yeah, well that wasn't me.
Walking through the Trafford Center stuffing my face with a chocolate chip mint ice cream, I stopped and said to Pam...
"So, wanna get hitched?"
Next thing we're in H Samuel picking out a ring.
Classy us you know

After 53 years MrsD has never let me forget that I had just got on the bus to go home.....turned around and said "we should think about getting engaged"....the bus was off and she was left standing with mouth open.
I am old romantic.

 

[Dave7]

One more.
Some years ago MrsD joined slimming world. TBF she went with a mate that needed it.
As she walked past 2 women one said to the other "whats she doing here......skinny arse".
Since then my nickname for her is hey....skinny arse.

 

[AndyRM]

You're my favourite idiot.

 

[postman]

My mate's wife calls him treasure. She wants to bury him.

 

[Gunk]

My wife’s teeth are like stars ⭐️

they come out at night!