Nicole Kidman..... or a Meerkat

[ufkacbln]

Boxing Day so family has left, we are winding down and contemplating another Black Sheep Blitzen and up comes the latest advert for Compare the Market........... So this is important

My wife dislikes Nicole ( probably because I like her) and cannot see the attraction

So which would YOU choose as a regular cinema companion?

 

[guitarpete247]

I'd go.with someone who.didn't have to sit on my lap to watch the film. Or just let Nicole sit on my .....my.... I'm dreaming again aren't I?

 

[Saluki]

I would take Sergai and feed the poor thing popcorn. He has a tough life with a very bossy boss.

 

[rich p]

@Crackle

 

[Mrs M]

Take wee Bogdan.

 

[Crackle]

@Crackle

It's an interesting one.

 

[subaqua]

Can I have the cheeky girls instead. With a bit of duct tape on their gobs

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Boxing Day so family has left, we are winding down and contemplating another Black Sheep Blitzen and up comes the latest advert for Compare the Market........... So this is important

My wife dislikes Nicole ( probably because I like her) and cannot see the attraction

So which would YOU choose as a regular cinema companion?

If there's to be snogging in the back row then Nicole please.

Although she may prefer the meerkat

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

She was totally gorgeous and brilliant in "To Die For", (1995) shame she couldn't grow old gracefully like the rest of us. She reminds me of Formica Face (as Charlie Brooker, said of) Amanda Holden. Shame such really attractive have to resort to this, and ruin themselves

 

[pawl]

Boxing Day so family has left, we are winding down and contemplating another Black Sheep Blitzen and up comes the latest advert for Compare the Market........... So this is important

My wife dislikes Nicole ( probably because I like her) and cannot see the attraction

So which would YOU choose as a regular cinema companion?

You wouldn't have to pay for the meerkat.

 

[vernon]

The wrong list has been posted.

I'd choose from @Moon bunny, @User14044 @The Velvet Curtain @theclaud @Hill Wimp

because if the film was shite, I reckon that any of the above would not be averse to abandoning the cinema and seeking solace in pies and alcohol.

 

[Tin Pot]

Has @Cunobelin woken up yet and discovered this thread?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Neither Nicole or a Meercat would deign to come to the cinema with me.

 

[sidevalve]

[QUOTE 4074404, member: 43827"]Both have artificial faces so it makes no difference.[/QUOTE]
It's dark in the cinema -besides if you want to spend hours looking at it buy a sculpture

Can I have the cheeky girls instead. With a bit of duct tape on their gobs

Come on - are you REEELY sure about that ?

 

[ufkacbln]

Has @Cunobelin woken up yet and discovered this thread?

Yep....

I am fine as long as SWMBO doesn't discover it!