Geriatric Ninja
Last winter, I encountered a woman who had no working lights, as I approached a set of traffic lights. As I stopped behind her I said “your lights not working” to which she replied in a very posh voice, “no”.
Eh?
As she had old-school dyno lights I figured a bulb had gone so I just explained that to her, but she would not have it. I explained I wasn’t trying it on, I had just struggled to see her but she went on the offensive, and said “well I have had these lights a very long time, they are better than those little plastic things you have”. I explained that I had no agenda, just wanted to make her aware but she kept having a go at me. In the end, I lost my rag and ended up shouting at her
“I don’t give a f*** - I was just trying to help. You can get hit by a bus for all I care”
No driver has ever annoyed me more…