Nipples

[Fnaar]

apparently men can actually breastfeed... (radio 4 last week).

Yeah, but the baby gets a bit jealous and the missus soon tires of it

 

[domd1979]

Why do men have them?

Somewhere to bung a piercing...

 

[Greedo]

So wee can act like tits and have a reason

 

[XmisterIS]

1] Nipples help medics to locate the heart: it's right in the middle. I was told that if someone had a heart attack I was to rip open their shirt and give them a BGT (bloody great thump) right between the nipples. So they're not entirely useless, even on men.

That gives me an idea! A perfect way to oggle ladyboobs without getting arrested!

Just rip open the shirt, go in for a fondle, stand back, oggle, then say, "Oh ... yes ... magnificent! ... I do apologise, you looked like your heart had stopped".

Perfectly reasonable excuse B)