Mugshot
Cracking a solo.
For clipless pedals that means that if you don't race, sprint regularly or climb agressively then you're just another fish on a marketing hook.
The quote doesn't seem to leave much room for ambiguity, however if I have misunderstood you then I apologise
I agree with what you've posted, in particular I too struggle with the idea that hitting the deck with your bike on top of you and a line of cars behind you is amusing, I'd be mortified and also sore I would imagine.
As long as you're out and about and turning a gear it doesn't really matter what you're on or what's on what you've got, this is why the term BSO should be banned