Not Being Stopped By the Met Police Safer Traffic Operation

[MichaelO]

This time of year I wear all black, no hi-viz for me.

Same for me yesterday (a bit more white features today!) - not a peep out of them! Might take my helmet off tonight..

 

[Davidc]

Have you been spying on me?

I tried but couldn't see you.

Could you wear some hi viz reflective stuff next time I try?

This fabric should be just right!

 

[byegad]

I'd go for #2. They hate you so much...

 

[ManiaMuse]

Try cycling naked.

 

[Twelve Spokes]

10. You wear tons of hi-viz and they think you are a community officer.

 

[Koga]

10 They think you are Boris Johnson...

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

11 your in your car as your a fair weather cyclist

 

[Melonfish]

either you're traveling faster then the human eye can track,
or
they're waiting for you to pass so they can laugh?
i know i'm the latter

 

[CopperBrompton]

I got stopped very briefly yesterday:

Him: We're just talking to cyclists about safety, and I notice you're not wearing a helmet
Me: That's because, statistically, a helmet would do me more good as a pedestrian or motorist
Him: Fair enough

 

[Crankarm]

You've been passing sleeping policemen.