Not Long Now

[potsy]

Return of The X-Factor?

 

[slowmotion]

@Smokin Joe has shares in Optrex?????

 

[accountantpete]

Jason Statham's birthday?

 

[Phyllosc]

Umm, thought it might have been something like this?


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWgg20IqibM

 

[Vapin' Joe]

You lot are so last year.

 

[buggi]

I blinked and the weekend has gone

 

[Fnaar]

[QUOTE 3818767, member: 259"]It never pays to hurry a frozen sausage.[/QUOTE]
That's what Miss Goodbody said to the vicar that fateful January day...

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Getting closer.

Someone must be preparing to jump.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Getting closer.

Someone must be preparing to jump.

Don't tell me you're doing the Transcontinental race that starts tonight!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

One day left.

 

[Bianchi boy]

New bike for you tomorrow

 

[Vapin' Joe]

New bike for you tomorrow

No.

 

[wait4me]

A guess after reading your profile---You're opening a new brothel (with special offers for us on here)

 

[Vapin' Joe]

A guess after reading your profile---You're opening a new brothel (with special offers for us on here)

I've had to postpone that since one of my best clients got busted by the Sun over the weekend.