Not the sharpest knife in the drawer is he?

[glasgowcyclist]

This guy has discovered that social media can bite you in the ass when you behave like an idiot. He posted a selfie taken while driving and is now a global news story.

He had tweeted the picture with a comment about him getting married the next day. Northumbria Police tweeted back to him saying if he got in touch they'd send a wedding gift of 6 points and a £200 fine.

He's since deleted his Twitter account, which is a bit of stable door reaction, and news of his idiocy has spread around the world.

ETA: Sorry, forgot the link http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/18/police-search-man-took-selfie-wheel/

 

[Saluki]

What a twazzock!

 

[marshmella]

What a CloT

 

[EltonFrog]

What a plank.

 

[Drago]

Mirrored aviators in dull weather. Need we say more.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Police should send a nobber notification to his fiancée.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Police should also enforce nobber fine/points on those twonks who post singing while driving videos - starting with that big fat wazzock Corden*; in fact they can jail him and then have a bout of amnesia.

* I am not even bothering checking if that is his name, but I think it is - the big fat twat who was in Gavin and something

 

[redvision95]

He's deleted his Facebook too.... Strange that.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Police should also enforce nober fine/points on those twonks who post singing while driving videos - starting with that big fat wazzock Corden*; in fact they can jail him and then have a bout of amnesia.

* I am not even bothering checking if that is his name, but I think it is - the big fat twat who was in Gavin and something

Yep, that's him. 2 days ago he appeared on TV when I was at my daughter's. I said ''I can't stand that man'' and she said that she liked him. Inexplicable. And that ''parking master'' advert that keeps playing on Eurosport!!!!!!!

 

[redvision95]

Police should send a nobber notification to his fiancée.

Too late... She went through with it.

 

[Drago]

Police should also enforce nober fine/points on those twonks who post singing while driving videos - starting with that big fat wazzock Corden*; in fact they can jail him and then have a bout of amnesia.

* I am not even bothering checking if that is his name, but I think it is - the big fat twat who was in Gavin and something

I'm with you there. An annoying little fat man with a foul mouth and no talent. I reported his latest ad for glamourising dangerous driving.

"And that's why they call me the Parking Master", parking master being an American colloquialism for "useless talentless burger muncher who should bugger off back to Englandshire at the earliest opportunity, if not sooner, except The Limeys won't let him back in."

 

[mjr]

I'm with you there. An annoying little fat man with a foul mouth and no talent. I reported his latest ad for glamourising dangerous driving.

Any reply yet, or did it go in the priority file?

 

[jefmcg]

The biggest issue is that hipster beard. If that didn't frighten his fiancee away, suicidal/homicidal driving is not going to.

 

[Drago]

Any reply yet, or did it go in the priority file?
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Nah, just that they've extracted my complaint from the swear filter and will look into the matter.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I reported his latest ad for glamourising dangerous driving.

I've been thinking of doing that. You may have just given me the impetus.