Now That's What I Call Art...

[Stephenite]

Now That's What I Call Art 2015 has been won by a gang of salt-of-the-earth, gritty, hard-working builders - and not a rich and privileged, useless twunt. Hurrah, i mean cheers lads and lasses. Here is a picture of their winning entry:

Here the larger-than-life cheery roustabouts about to go for a pint:

 

[bancrobba]

Gonna be a bastard to hang up.

 

[flake99please]

With the ongoing work at my house, I could open a gallery.

 

[Dayvo]

Very nice, but did you omit a picture? i.e. before and after?

I worked on building sites in the '80s and '90s and our sites looked like that most of the time.

Art for art's sake, money for fukk's sake.

 

[Aperitif]

Very nice, but did you omit a picture? i.e. before and after?

I worked on building sites in the '80s and '90s and our sites looked like that most of the time.

Art for art's sake, money for fukk's sake.

The picture above is evocative of art in another era...

 

[vernon]

The picture above is evocative of art in another era...
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The constable was after his girlfriend, I hope that he doesn't Turner in.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You must be bored making this shïte up!

 

[Aperitif]

You must be bored making this shïte up!

You fill a stein, threehumbugsmcginlane...'artistically expressive' is better than 'bored'.

 

[postman]

They are all going out to get plastered with the monet they won.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

OK I've investigated and it's real, not sure about the salt-of-the-earth, gritty, etc., they're an architectural collective from that poncy London, but anything's better than phonies like that complete and utter nobber, Damien Hirst, the jerkwad.

 

[rich p]

You fill a stein, threehumbugsmcginlane...'artistically expressive' is better than 'bored'.

He's plasterbored Teef

 

[Stephenite]

I should have included a link, I s'pose, but I was half plastered myself.

 

[rich p]

I should have included a link, I s'pose, but I was half plastered myself.

I'd have only skim read it anyway

This was a runner up in the Turner Prize
Man's inhumanity to man innit 3BM?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'd have only skim read it anyway

This was a runner up in the Turner Prize
Man's inhumanity to man innit 3BM?

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I find her work naive and puerile.

 

[Aperitif]

I'd have only skim read it anyway

This was a runner up in the Turner Prize
Man's inhumanity to man innit 3BM?

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More male bonding... Is that Tracey Ermine in your photo, Rich - It is, by the looks civit? (I may be wrong, although that doesn't happen too many times in any given hour...) No point me visiting that runner-up exhibit; I would get a right fur cough.