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Nuns in the Nude

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Tetedelacourse, 19 Nov 2007.

  1. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    A convent of nuns (not sure what the collective noun is) decide it's time to renovate the chapel. There's a lot of work involved and it's a stuffy little place. As time goes by, the nuns are getting very hot with all the hard work. Sister Mary suggests that they strip naked to finish the job. They do so, just as there's a knock at the door. Sister Mary walks over to the door and shouts through "Who's there?". The reply comes: "It's the blind man". Relieved, Sister Mary opens the door. The man then says "Hey, nice tits sister, now where do you want these blinds?"
     
  2. Lord of the Teapot

    Lord of the Teapot New Member

    Hahaha.gif
     
  3. Twenty Inch

    Twenty Inch New Member

    Location:
    Behind a desk
    But it's not Friday....
     
  4. OP
    OP
    Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    and it's hosing down here. Jokes needed.
     
  5. graham56

    graham56 Veteran

    Two nuns are in the bath, the first one says "where`s the soap?" the second nun replies "yes is does, doesn`t it" ;);)
     
  6. heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
     
  7. more please
     
  8. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    This is the worst one I could come up with at present: ;)

    A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is called him 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain; they called him 'Juan'.
    Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, 'But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.'
     
  9. TVC

    TVC Living La Mala Vida

    Two nuns on a tandem riding down a cobbled street.
    Nun 1:"I've never come this way before"
    Nun 2:"Me neither, it must be the cobbles"
     
  10. jonathan ellis

    jonathan ellis Well-Known Member

    Location:
    London
    Two Nuns And A Vampire

    Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of
    their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!"
    So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Oi! You! F*ck off!"
     
  11. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    ;)

     
  12. Mother superior at the grocery: "I would like to have 120 bananas for the convent." Salesman: "If you buy such a large quantity, it is more economic to buy 144 of them." Mother superior: "Oh well, we could always EAT the other 24."
     
  13. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    I still recall with great fondness the confusion that joke caused over on C+...;)
     
  14. Cathryn

    Cathryn California Correspondant

    It's taken me about 10 mins to get the soap joke, but now it's very funny. My favourite is definitely the cobbles joke though...we're still laughing.
     
  15. longers

    longers Veteran

    It took me a couple of years to get the soap joke ;).