obscure job titles

[alecstilleyedye]

i don't seem to have much luck with job titles.

just finished my job as a web operations consultant, and will start my new job on monday as a digital co-ordinator.

in other words, from content designer to website manager.

pretty much every meeting i will have will result in me having to explain what it is i actually do...

 

[Drago]

When people ask what I do I tell them I'm a Navel Inspector.

 

[Profpointy]

I like the job title "comptroller" - that's the job I want

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Subway employee sandwich artists. Great job title

 

[PeteXXX]

I am a large scale fulfilment operative for the retail sector.
Yep, but in reality, I drive a 44 tonne truck to a supermarket and deliver its load..

 

[Dave7]

I am a large scale fulfilment operative for the retail sector.
Yep, but in reality, I drive a 44 tonne truck to a supermarket and deliver its load..

That sounds like a BIIIIG truck !!!
Biggest I ever drove was 3.5 ton.

 

[gavgav]

Principal Analyst - Easier to tell people I work with computer’s

 

[kapelmuur]

I used to work with someone whose previous job was a sagger makers bottom knocker.

 

[classic33]

Been a Sh*t Stirrer, Sh*t Shoveller and paid agitator.

 

[G3CWI]

Prime Minister: gives the impression of being someone in charge.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Been a Sh*t Stirrer, Sh*t Shoveller and paid agitator.

And that was just last week on the "Tea" Thread...

 

[Andy in Germany]

This Job title business takes on a new level of complex when more languages are involved, especially as of the 16 German states, only mine oficially uses my job title.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mine is chief tea drinker

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

My brother's current job title is Boat Master. I quite like that (and am not at all annoyed that he got the job instead of me)

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

A friend once described her husband as a 'Marine Coating & Heating Provision Consultant'......…. they have a fish & chip shop