Odd factoids

[Threevok]

Ozzie Osbourne once lived next door to Slade, but got so fed up with Noddy throwing his discarded Cup-a-Soup packets over the fence into his garden, that he emigrated to Oz

 

[Drago]

Slade were formed by a gang of navvies, and were originally called Spade after the main tool of their trade. Alas, this was seen as racist and they were forced to change the name to Slade, which was only offensive to the French so no one cared.

 

[Threevok]

Slade is sometimes mistaken for Deadpool - which is ridiculous, as none of the band look like Ryan Renolds

 

[Drago]

Ryan Reynolds is the Mother of testosterone laden studmiffin, Burt Reynolds. In fact, Ryan hand knitted the wetsuit that Burt wore in Deliverance.

 

[bruce1530]

Slade were originally known as “Salad”, and were the first vegetarian rock band.
Their hit “Skweeze me, pleeze me” was about testing avocados before purchase.

 

[Drago]

Salad is thd sole diet of vegetarians. Vegetarianism was invented by the Amazonian Watusi trie, whomare cannibals. This created a source of nice lean meat, as an alternative to the fatty bodies of the neighbouring tribe of peace loving obese pygmies.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The Amazonian Watusi tribe formed the band Fine Young Cannibals and had a few hits in the 1980s.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

They would still be having hits if they'd been able to keep their original line-up, but one by one group members disappeared.

 

[PeteXXX]

The Watusi tribe ended up eating themselves, including the final one who was actually discovered recently. I say discovered.. In reality, there was only a chomping set of dentures left!

Fortunately, the 3' tall Fukarwe tribe survived due to their propensity for getting lost in 5' grassland and having to jump up and down shouting "We're the Fukarwe" until someone rescued them.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The farkarwe interbred with the 8ft Pissoffme and eventually emerged from the grasslands

 

[Drago]

The pistoffme are a strange people. At the age of 18 they undergo a ceremony where a lawn sprinkler is attached to the end of their penises, and from that day forth they are only permitted to urinate in pub toilets.

The women if the tribe all chqnge their name to Sharon on their 18th Birthday, and begin the long evening pilgramage to the town centre to search for a mate.

 

[Chris S]

The Daily Star offered Greta Thunberg one million pounds to pose topless.

 

[Drago]

The Sun offered Greta £2 million to pose fully clothed with a bag on her head.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Greta is merely the protrusion into our dimension of a hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional being who, unbeknownst to the human race, is the most intelligent species on the planet Earth. She spends a lot of her time in laboratories running complex experiments on humans

 

[Drago]

Peter Pan is not made from old pots and pans.