Odd factoids

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Veteran
Location
greenock
Vin Diesel is named after the wine his French mother and student father were drinking on the evening he was conceived.
 

Drago

Flouncing Nobber
Location
Poshshire
Von Diesel's film career has nosedived since California clean air laws mandated that he have a DPF fitted to his bottom. Leading actors with big steel haemorrhoids are not in demand.

On the plus side its has had little effect on his fuel economy.
 

Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
Vin Diesel is due to be replaced by Van de Graff in 2035
 
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