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COD is what dyslexic obsessives are diagnosed with
Odd factoids
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Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
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... But they then have trouble finding the Clematis?
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
The porn version of the popular music competition is known as the "Eurovision Schlong Contest"
Drago
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- The Urban Fringe
Schlong is a brand of extremely large frankfurter, tradionally seved between two halves of a long bun called a flange.
Drago
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Frank Bough held the record for the largest amount of cocaine snorted off Selina Scott's feet in the space of a single episode.
He would doubtless not have done so had he known that Selina was a post gender-reassigned Terry Scott, who had faked his own death to cover up the change.
He would doubtless not have done so had he known that Selina was a post gender-reassigned Terry Scott, who had faked his own death to cover up the change.
Chris S
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- Birmingham
The Swedish Eurovision contestant was Freddy Krueger's love child.
Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
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- Craggy Island
Drago
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- The Urban Fringe
Freddie Krueger is the illegitimson of Freddie Laker, 1970s cheap flights tsar.
Chris S
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You are the only real person on Cycle Chat. All the other forum members are chatbots.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Smoking at Manchester Airport induces a fatal bowel condition.
[Genuine photo from back of toilet door]
[Genuine photo from back of toilet door]
Drago
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Offence was invented in 1723 by Oliver Reed as an excuse to have a duel. Now it is simply used as a means of gaining attention, a sort of munchausens for people who don't actually have munchausens.
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