Odd factoids

[Drago]

Trendy home exercise bike purveyors, Peloton, make their devices from old Raleigh Shoppers.

 

[Threevok]

Peloton now sell an attachment, so you can tie your dog to the handlebars.

It's called a lead and costs £785 plus VAT

 

[Drago]

Dogs are descended from steroid abusing cats.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Amusing cats is really very difficult. They don't have a sense of humour.

 

[Drago]

University students have no sense of humour.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Dogs are descended from steroid abusing cats.

Removing typos from cyclechat posts is included in the Sedition act of 1872 and is punishable by a severe wedgie.

 

[bruce1530]

Steroids are manufactured by taking small asteroids and grinding them up

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steroids are manufactured by taking small asteroids and grinding them up

Asteroids come from Uranus

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Uranus is mostly a large amount of frozen methane

 

[PeteXXX]

Methane now identifies as Themthane

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If you were to orbit Uranus and took a picture of it from the side where the sun don't shine, although faint, you'd still see light around the edges.
This is rimming Uranus.

 

[PeteXXX]

Uranus used to be pronounced 'Uranus'. Now, it's pronounced 'Uranus'.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

The current global debt crisis is due to a lien invasion.

 

[Drago]

Debt is an artificial construct conceived by our secret lizard rulers to oppress the world population. Only David Icke speaks the truth of this and for some strange reason is ridiculed by those he seeks to save.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Pooloton are an offshoot of Peloton and now market a paddling pool with an iPad attached for £4,000, plus £40 a month subscription. You can then exercise in the pool whilst some perv shouts at you.