- Location
- Inside my skull
The carpenters of Agincourt were responsible for making the bows. But they made them from carp scales after a misunderstanding, and they were utterly useless. The carp enters being a bunch of sexually deviant fishermen.
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Karen Carpenter was born in the Midlands. Following her death her hometown was renamed Nuneaton in her honour.
Cathryn
Legendary Member
- Location
- Marlborough, Wiltshire
Catherine Howard was Anne Boleyn's cousin!! This blew my class's mind today...why would you marry the bloke who chopped your cousin's head off a few years ago???
Rocky
Hello decadence
When I was 18, my cousin ran me over in his car. At the time, I’d have happily seen him guillotined.
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
Henry V111 secretly used to don the black hood and do his own wives in so the executioners could have the afternoon off. He was a deeply philanthropic chap in reality.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Henry VIII was only 8 inches tall, hence the name. Strangely, he was of normal width.
- Location
- Inside my skull
Catherine Howard is the great great great great great great great great great grandmother of Frankie Howard
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Ann was from Cheshire and used to sing naked in the river - hence her nickname, Ann Bollin.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Anne Bollin liked a good bunk up, and her boufriend would tell their friends they were off Anne-ballin'.
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
Frankie Howard was a bin man who, by extraordinary coincidence, lived next to Frankie Howerd, the famous performer.
- Location
- Inside my skull
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Everything on this thread is true
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
PeteXXX is Xander Cage.
