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Tribansman

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'Backpack' Bob famously starred in the video of The Proclaimers' I'm Gonna Be. It showed footage of him on an actual 500 mile walk across Scotland en route to the docks at Leith
 

twentysix by twentyfive

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Sideshow Bob started out as the main star of the show
 

Ming the Merciless

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Bob Monkhouse was the first host of 'The Money Shot Show', which included a special "Golden Shot" that offered a luxurious prize for anyone who could successfully complete a daring stunt.
 

Ming the Merciless

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Harold Sakata, the actor who played Odd Job in the James Bond movie 'Goldfinger', was actually a kind and gentle man who was passionate about sporting activities such as weightlifting and golf.
 

Tribansman

Veteran
The first golf balls were calcified elephant testicles
 

roubaixtuesday

self serving virtue signaller
Woolly mammoths were still alive when the Egytian pyramids were being constructed.

Mastodons were so-called because of their predilection for self-abuse - the name means literally "masturbating elephant".

So appalled at this diabolical behaviour were the Pharaohs when the beasts were introduced to ancient Egypt, they chained them up and forced them to build their own monumental graves - the pyramids.

The burial chambers within contain not,, as is commonly supposed, the mummified remains of the great pharaohs, but rather the prodigious members of male mastodons, removed and encased forever in attempt to appease the wrath of the gods for their incessant self-pleasuring.
 

T4tomo

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Heraldry was the art of shoving as many antelope or other animals up your arse as possible. Those who were able to shove the most up their arse were known as the nobility and often had coats of arms depicting how many they managed to shove, such as the three lions.

The adidas three stripe logo was invented by a marketing exec who misheard the the Baddiel and Skinner lyrics as "3 lines on a shirt" and thought they should hop on he bandwagon so to speak
 
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