Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
I normally have a no.1, but it's too cold for that at the mo, so I've got a no.2 instead!
Gawd blimey - you long-haired yobbo!
Office Parties - Gossip......?
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Gawd blimey - you long-haired yobbo!
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
Whatever happened to the heroes?
hambones
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Waltham Abbey
This year's works party was the first time in 6 years that neither an ambulance or the police were called!
Very little scandal although the chairman's (50) 22 year old (former work receptionist) girlfriend turned up at midnight for a 2 hour session in one of the pre-booked hotel rooms. The Sales Director had to hang around the lobby until he had finished his business as they were sharing a cab - she wasn't best pleased!
Unfortunately my 'given' had to go home early and the 'back-up' was so out of it and emotional having snorted coke for several hours...
That said, it was still a brilliant evening!
Very little scandal although the chairman's (50) 22 year old (former work receptionist) girlfriend turned up at midnight for a 2 hour session in one of the pre-booked hotel rooms. The Sales Director had to hang around the lobby until he had finished his business as they were sharing a cab - she wasn't best pleased!
Unfortunately my 'given' had to go home early and the 'back-up' was so out of it and emotional having snorted coke for several hours...
That said, it was still a brilliant evening!
Becs
Veteran
- Location
- Old Hatfield (it's nice honest!)
It wouldn't be Christmas without getting shoot-faced and kissing someone inappropriate now would it?
It wouldn't be Christmas without getting shoot-faced and kissing someone inappropriate now would it?
Hasn't happened yet. Still there's time.
Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
I, fortunately, wasn't there there at the time as I was one of those who had to maintain staffing a desk for the duration but I heard that a partner company that we were working closely with hosted the Christmas party in their meeting room.
The meeting room was one that had movable walls to divide the room into smaller offices. As the party progressed the director decided it was time to open up another room divider to make more space for the party to progress to dancing and party games.
As the divider was opened everyone saw a couple of the staff who had sneaked out and were having sex on the board room table in the adjoining office. They were married though, but just not to each other.
Edit to say: This isn't my current job but one that happened a while ago in a previous career path.
The meeting room was one that had movable walls to divide the room into smaller offices. As the party progressed the director decided it was time to open up another room divider to make more space for the party to progress to dancing and party games.
As the divider was opened everyone saw a couple of the staff who had sneaked out and were having sex on the board room table in the adjoining office. They were married though, but just not to each other.
Edit to say: This isn't my current job but one that happened a while ago in a previous career path.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Jesus, wish my work was exciting... I had dinner with six people, almost totally devoid of humour, who talked about work, and I was home by 11 pouring myself a brandy.
Last week, on the way home from drinks, I got off the train for some strange reason at Gravesend, which is 2 stops before home. I was walking down the platform looking a bit dazed and one of the station staff asked if he could help. "I want to go to Strood' said drunken Tim. "Why did you get off the train then" said railwayman....Doh Had to wait 40 mins for the next train..
This week, on the way home from drinks (a regular occurence a that this time of year) I fell asleep and woke up a stop late. I punished myself into relative sobriety by walking 2 miles home in the snow.
Hopefully in 2011 I will hit the target first time.
This week, on the way home from drinks (a regular occurence a that this time of year) I fell asleep and woke up a stop late. I punished myself into relative sobriety by walking 2 miles home in the snow.
Hopefully in 2011 I will hit the target first time.
Saddle bum
Über Member
- Location
- Kent
Acting the idiot and getting off with the guvnor's secretary (at the Xmas bash can have serious effects on your career.
I speak from experience.
I speak from experience.
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
Acting the idiot and getting off with the guvnor's secretary (at the Xmas bash can have serious effects on your career.
I speak from experience.
So you got promoted?
Smokin Joe
Squire
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
I got with the current Mrs Smokin Joe at a firms Christmas bash.
The previous Mrs Smokin Joe was none too pleased when she found out.
The previous Mrs Smokin Joe was none too pleased when she found out.
