Oh dear, self inflicted wound.

Saddle bum

Über Member
Location
Kent
Righto, nice ride today, I thinks to myself. Porridge for brekkie. Hello, whats this in the 'fridge? Prunes, they'll go well with porridge. Nom, nom ,nom.

Few chores while that digests. Thinks.......... Finish of brekkie with a few healthy plums from the fruit bowel.

Intermission.

Better go and get changed. Oooo er, what's that feeling? Need quick visit to thunderbox.

The bottom did not fall out of my World, just the opposite.............

Ride postponed 'till tomorrow. Cleaned bike instead.
 

Mark_Robson

Senior Member
Well at least you will be a few pounds lighter :ohmy:
 

colly

Re member eR
Location
Leeds
That's really s**t saddlebum. :biggrin: :B)

Look on the bright side..........it could have happened 20 miles from home. In a crowded street, with nowhere to hide, or run to, with a bus load of fragrant beauties looking on, and your boss, and with you unable to ''clip out'', and with a roving tv reporting crew just looking for amusing stories to end the news with.

Take a couple of spoonfuls of cornflour. Always helps to thicken things up a little.:ohmy: :biggrin:
 

Jezston

Über Member
Location
London
Saddle bum said:
fruit bowel
Hahaha
 
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