Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
I was cycling between Port Glasgow and Greenock (amongst other places) yesterday, trying to follow the cycle path since I hadn't done it before.
Anyway, the path stopped at a particular point and I had to go onto the road, so I get onto the road in an industrial/dock area, and go to turn round a blind(ish) corner.
Imagine my utter panic as, on turning the corner, I see a Gold..... Rover I think, flying towards me with no space for me to get out of the way in time!!
Luckily the driver slowed down in time and seemed to know that it was a bad bit of road - you see, what I had turned onto was a VERY narrow road, and I at first thought that it was one way, but there were no signs anywhere saying so, so I assumed I hadn't done anything wrong.
Oh yes, and I was going along the cycle path at another point, and was busy thinking about something when I came to a sharp corner with a woman on a mobility scooter coming the other way.
So distracted was I that I was cycling on the wrong side of the path and had to take evasive action, complete with the woman looking totally appauled at me, which quite frankly, I didn't blame her for.
What a prize twat, eh?
Anyway, the path stopped at a particular point and I had to go onto the road, so I get onto the road in an industrial/dock area, and go to turn round a blind(ish) corner.
Imagine my utter panic as, on turning the corner, I see a Gold..... Rover I think, flying towards me with no space for me to get out of the way in time!!

Luckily the driver slowed down in time and seemed to know that it was a bad bit of road - you see, what I had turned onto was a VERY narrow road, and I at first thought that it was one way, but there were no signs anywhere saying so, so I assumed I hadn't done anything wrong.
Oh yes, and I was going along the cycle path at another point, and was busy thinking about something when I came to a sharp corner with a woman on a mobility scooter coming the other way.
So distracted was I that I was cycling on the wrong side of the path and had to take evasive action, complete with the woman looking totally appauled at me, which quite frankly, I didn't blame her for.
What a prize twat, eh?
