Oh yes,i am stinking rich.

[postman]

Having returned from my visit to Wheels4Fun,Leeds.I have opened my e mails,to find a Mr Jonathon Davis has $8,500,000 for me.Whoa all he needs is my details,i am so excited i just had to tell you.Now being 67 i don't think i will need all that money.So i am thinking of sharing all of it amongst friends and family.this includes you lot also.
First thing i have to do though,is change my name the e mail came to Dear Beneficiary.Noe it might take a few weeks to get my name changed,so hold off from spending your money till it arrives.You never know this might be a scam,but i have a gut feeling this time it's real.

 

[Flying Dodo]

I used to know a Jonathon Davis. Sneaky chap, so not surprised at his current career.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I never win anything! I've never even had a Microsoft support phone call

 

[rich p]

I thought Stinking Rich came from Brighton

Paging @rich p

I thought it was a cheese

 

[byegad]

You lucky devil! After giving him your details you'll soon be living the high life in the gutter!

 

[SpokeyDokey]

I won a goose (dead) once.

 

[Spiderweb]

About 7 years ago I sold you your fab Spesh Secteur which I know you love, I was friendly, polite and I think helpful, does that make me your friend?

 

[Welsh wheels]

Having returned from my visit to Wheels4Fun,Leeds.I have opened my e mails,to find a Mr Jonathon Davis has $8,500,000 for me.Whoa all he needs is my details,i am so excited i just had to tell you.Now being 67 i don't think i will need all that money.So i am thinking of sharing all of it amongst friends and family.this includes you lot also.
First thing i have to do though,is change my name the e mail came to Dear Beneficiary.Noe it might take a few weeks to get my name changed,so hold off from spending your money till it arrives.You never know this might be a scam,but i have a gut feeling this time it's real.

He must be a rich man, he paid me $10,000,000 just the other week. What a generous chap.

 

[postman]

About 7 years ago I sold you your fab Spesh Secteur which I know you love, I was friendly, polite and I think helpful, does that make me your friend?

If this works out,you are number one on the list.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I never win anything! I've never even had a Microsoft support phone call

Me neither.

 

[lutonloony]

Nice to see that you are going to be generous and share, makes a nice change to see somebody not just thinking of themselves.