Ok just imagine.

[Globalti]

Before marriage I went through 20 years of misery and long periods of loneliness but the deep irony of it all is that now I am married I feel 100% confident to waltz up to any woman at all and start chatting; it's probably because I have nothing to lose. In fact I often muse that for a young man or woman there must be even more opportunity now to meet people because of the huge numbers of East Europeans working in Britain who are on the whole bright and keen to build themselves a new life here.

 

[postman]

Update.Postman is married.Also has two lovely teenage girls,despite being 62.

 

[Oxo]

Update.Postman is married.Also has two lovely teenage girls,despite being 62. View attachment 8805

A 'First Class' setup then.

 

[Red Light]

Update.Postman is married.Also has two lovely teenage girls,despite being 62.

Wow! That was quick! Its only yesterday you were trying to pen your lonely heart advert and 24 hrs later you are married with children. Impressive

 

[Red Light]

Tall, dark, handsome, gsoh, lives in a French chateau*, sensitive, caring, reliable, likes cats and parrots and very big headed.

*Although if I was advertising myself that would presumably be no longer true.

In your case HF, the ad must surely read "Funghi to be with"

 

[BrumJim]

Male, 40. Attractive, strong, sensitive, thoughtful, hunky, considerate, understanding, with firm body, thoughtful mind, and great compassion, seeks gullible female.