Ok, now we've offed Greedo, who's next?

[swee'pea99]

We need names and we need cunning ruses...

 

[Rhythm Thief]

have I missed something?

 

[tyred]

Can we put some poision in Dell's port?

 

[Happiness Stan]

What's happened to Greedo?

 

[snakehips]

What's happened to Greedo?

He ate the salami !

Snake

My Library

 

[rich p]

He ate the salami !

Snake

My Library

Fnaar, Fnaar!!!! Over here!

 

[theclaud]

[quote name='swee'pea99']We need names and we need cunning ruses...[/QUOTE]

Redders is easy - poisoned whisky in the post. For Patrick we need a honey-trap involving Arch, perhaps culminating in a duel with Dellzeqq. Dellzeqq wins, and going over to eye his fallen adversary, discovers that Patrick has sneakily sent Spire in disguise in his place. Grief-stricken, he dispatches himself with the pearl-handled Derringer. The escaped Patrick meets the avenging Canrider on the road and is felled with a single devastating blow. Meanwhile, Linf has stopped to change the tyre on his Mitsubishi and is run over by a trike, which has miscalculated a handbrake turn. It is piloted by Ben Lovejoy, who was travelling at exactly the speed limit, confident that Linf has absorbed enough road-safety propaganda to Get Out Of The Way. User482, newly appointed to a position of power, with a heavy heart orders Lovejoy's execution to send the message to others that they cannot expect to cross him and win. GilesM is the first to perish in the tsunami. Before it hits him he has an epiphany about Climate Change, and renounces everything he had hitherto believed. But in fact the tsunami has been sent by Smeggers, who is in fact God. Unkraut is saddened, but saw it coming. So did Flying Monkey, who has escaped by, er, flying. As chaos reigns across what is left of the earth, Gary stoutly defends his small woodland community from brigands led by Dom Tyler and Bonj. Eventually they capture the village and dispatch its chief, but they have no idea how to fend for themselves, and a stray Death Cap in their celebratory feast leads to an agonising end. Gaia completes her revenge in a series of ever-more devastating catastrophes, and at the end only NickM is left. He misses everyone.

 

[ttcycle]

Redders is easy - poisoned whisky in the post. For Patrick we need a honey-trap involving Arch, perhaps culminating in a duel with Dellzeqq. Dellzeqq wins, and going over to eye his fallen adversary, discovers that Patrick has sneakily sent Spire in disguise in his place. Grief-stricken, he dispatches himself with the pearl-handled Derringer. The escaped Patrick meets the avenging Canrider on the road and is felled with a single devastating blow. Meanwhile, Linf has stopped to change the tyre on his Mitsubishi and is run over by a trike, which has miscalculated a handbrake turn. It is piloted by Ben Lovejoy, who was travelling at exactly the speed limit, confident that Linf has absorbed enough road-safety propaganda to Get Out Of The Way. User482, newly appointed to a position of power, with a heavy heart orders Lovejoy's execution to send the message to others that they cannot expect to cross him and win. GilesM is the first to perish in the tsunami. Before it hits him he has an epiphany about Climate Change, and renounces everything he had hitherto believed. But in fact the tsunami has been sent by Smeggers, who is in fact God. Unkraut is saddened, but saw it coming. So did Flying Monkey, who has escaped by, er, flying. As chaos reigns across what is left of the earth, Gary stoutly defends his small woodland community from brigands led by Dom Tyler and Bonj. Eventually they capture the village and dispatch its chief, but they have no idea how to fend for themselves, and a stray Death Cap in their celebratory feast leads to an agonising end. Gaia completes her revenge in a series of ever-more devastating catastrophes, and at the end only NickM is left. He misses everyone.

brilliant!!

 

[Norm]

But in fact the tsunami has been sent by Smeggers, who is in fact God.

I thought redcogs was God, posting what he does to confirm the strength of the faith of His believers.

"Only the true Messiah will deny his divinity..."

I think Smeggers is his Mum, though.

 

[theclaud]

Greedo's gone?

Nah - at least it's too early to tell. He's been doing a bit of high-risk fridgecombing.

 

[Bollo]

That Shaun character struts about like he owns the place.

 

[Scoosh]

Redders is easy - poisoned whisky in the post. For Patrick we need a honey-trap involving Arch, perhaps culminating in a duel with Dellzeqq. Dellzeqq wins, and going over to eye his fallen adversary, discovers that Patrick has sneakily sent Spire in disguise in his place. Grief-stricken, he dispatches himself with the pearl-handled Derringer. The escaped Patrick meets the avenging Canrider on the road and is felled with a single devastating blow. Meanwhile, Linf has stopped to change the tyre on his Mitsubishi and is run over by a trike, which has miscalculated a handbrake turn. It is piloted by Ben Lovejoy, who was travelling at exactly the speed limit, confident that Linf has absorbed enough road-safety propaganda to Get Out Of The Way. User482, newly appointed to a position of power, with a heavy heart orders Lovejoy's execution to send the message to others that they cannot expect to cross him and win. GilesM is the first to perish in the tsunami. Before it hits him he has an epiphany about Climate Change, and renounces everything he had hitherto believed. But in fact the tsunami has been sent by Smeggers, who is in fact God. Unkraut is saddened, but saw it coming. So did Flying Monkey, who has escaped by, er, flying. As chaos reigns across what is left of the earth, Gary stoutly defends his small woodland community from brigands led by Dom Tyler and Bonj. Eventually they capture the village and dispatch its chief, but they have no idea how to fend for themselves, and a stray Death Cap in their celebratory feast leads to an agonising end. Gaia completes her revenge in a series of ever-more devastating catastrophes, and at the end only NickM is left. He misses everyone.

Sounds like competition for La Boheme !

Who is going to do the music and lyrics ?

 

[TVC]

I went looking for a flounce smilie for Greedo and found these:

http://northstandchat.com/misc.php?do=showsmilies

see particularly tantum, catfight and of course flounce.

Possibly worksafe but there are a couple of impolite ones there.

 

[Aperitif]

Redders is easy - poisoned whisky in the post. For Patrick we need a honey-trap involving Arch, perhaps culminating in a duel with Dellzeqq. Dellzeqq wins, and going over to eye his fallen adversary, discovers that Patrick has sneakily sent Spire in disguise in his place. Grief-stricken, he dispatches himself with the pearl-handled Derringer. The escaped Patrick meets the avenging Canrider on the road and is felled with a single devastating blow. Meanwhile, Linf has stopped to change the tyre on his Mitsubishi and is run over by a trike, which has miscalculated a handbrake turn. It is piloted by Ben Lovejoy, who was travelling at exactly the speed limit, confident that Linf has absorbed enough road-safety propaganda to Get Out Of The Way. User482, newly appointed to a position of power, with a heavy heart orders Lovejoy's execution to send the message to others that they cannot expect to cross him and win. GilesM is the first to perish in the tsunami. Before it hits him he has an epiphany about Climate Change, and renounces everything he had hitherto believed. But in fact the tsunami has been sent by Smeggers, who is in fact God. Unkraut is saddened, but saw it coming. So did Flying Monkey, who has escaped by, er, flying. As chaos reigns across what is left of the earth, Gary stoutly defends his small woodland community from brigands led by Dom Tyler and Bonj. Eventually they capture the village and dispatch its chief, but they have no idea how to fend for themselves, and a stray Death Cap in their celebratory feast leads to an agonising end. Gaia completes her revenge in a series of ever-more devastating catastrophes, and at the end only NickM is left. He misses everyone.

Yep brilliant work young Napoleonetta! "No animal shall drink alcohol to excess" - but you deserve a huge glass of red for that. (Then another one).
Two contributions for "The P&L Book of Prose" in less than 24 hours.
Next up: redcogs with something for the left hand margin perhaps...

 

[Aperitif]

Sounds like competition for La Boheme !

Who is going to do the music and lyrics ?

One of the songs will be "O Sala mi..oh"