Ok so we all need one of these

[guitarpete247]

Just spotted this. My kind of refreshment

 

[kendalcottages]

Pah... they're cheap, they are.

What you want is a Thomason corkscrew.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

How much a Swiss army costs these days I don't know, my wife bought me mine as a pressie...

I lost mine a few weeks ago and was bereft. I bought another one the other day from our local garden centre for under £12. The Spartan model, which is all you need.