ok what have i bought

[Get In The Van]

Porsche 911? well it is xmas after all

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Bag of crack and a big stack of nudie mags.

 

[TheDoctor]

Carpet beater and a copy of 50 shades?

 

[postman]

A small rowing boat for the floods.

 

[TheDoctor]

A tonne of sand, 500 small bags and a darning needle.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

A bald tyre for the p*nct*r* fairy

 

[biggs682]

still no

 

[TheDoctor]

Oh, I don't ruddy know. A bag of crisps? A recumbent? A night with identical twins?

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Fairy dust and a butterfly wing?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Tennis lessons with Evonne Goolagong.

 

[ianrauk]

Cheese Whiz in a plastic squeezy bottle.

 

[bicyclos]

Capsule filler machine and 500 veggie capsules to make my own suppliment mix......nice

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

A copy of ''How to Wind Up Internet Forums?''

 

[colly]

An 'Ordinary'.

 

[mickle]

A cravat.