ok what have i bought

[TheDoctor]

Get a green one then!!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Ah, the answer was staring us in the face all the time.

I like green bikes. I've got a green steel one too!

 

[vernon]

Green is a great colour fior a bike. My Woodrup is green.

 

[Trail Child]

I was going to say a baggy of pot .....

Congrats on the new bike!

 

[biggs682]

thank you Trail Child and all others

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Good for you on the new bike. Keep pedalling

 

[pauldavid]

drago i am disgusted at that suggestion ......... i dont like peanut butter

A 3lb marrow to use as an anal sex toy and some chocolate spread?

 

[tyred]

I thought you were going to say a lime green MK III Cortina with vinyl roof, furry dice and leopard skin seat covers.

 

[pauldavid]

I thought you were going to say a lime green MK III Cortina with vinyl roof, furry dice and leopard skin seat covers.

You'd never be able to use that as an anal sex toy.

As the saying goes "it'll stretch a yard before it splits an inch" but I think the bumper ends would scratch on the way in

 

[Herr-B]

You'd never be able to use that as an anal sex toy.

But you don't know if you don't try.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You'd never be able to use that as an anal sex toy.

As the saying goes "it'll stretch a yard before it splits an inch" but I think the bumper ends would scratch on the way in

There is always the exhaust pipe....

 

[pauldavid]

But you don't know if you don't try.

Well okay, but let's all agree that you'd need to go through a hellish stretching routing first!

 

[Dangermouse]

Exhaust up the exhaust........make sure it aint hot

 

[pauldavid]

There is always the exhaust pipe....

Careful nobody starts the Cortina while you're on there


Could bring a whole new meaning to being blown off

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Careful nobody starts the Cortina while you're on there


Could bring a whole new meaning to being blown off

You'd be able to fart exhaust fumes though, which possibly could be kind of cool, depending on the gig!